We will pray to Father Zeus
In his temple we'll hang loose
Eating roast beef au jus,
And that's good enough for me!
We will sing for great Diana
Who will teach of love and honor
But you really gotta wanna!
'Cause she's tough enough for me!
Shall we sing a verse for Venus,
Of the Gods she is the meanest,
Cause she bit me on my...elbow!
And it's good enough for me!
We went off to worship Venus
By the Gods! You should have seen us!
Now the Clinic has to screen us...
But that's good enough for me!
We will venerate old Bacchus
Drinking beer and eating tacos
Til you've tried it please don't knock us
She put Lesbos on the map-o
'Cause it's good enough for me!
It was good enough for Sappho
With her lady on her lap-o
With her pagan poetry!
Let us raise a toast to Bacchus,
We will raise a royal ruckus,
Then we'll lay us down and f**k us
That's good enough for me!
When we worship Bacchus
The ethanol will sock us
We'll all get good and raucous
And that's good enough for me!
Diana is a little spikey
And she is a little dyke-ey
You don't have to be a Psych-e
To know that's right for me!
We'll sing praises to Apollo;
Where the Sun God leads we'll follow
('Though his head's a little hollow)
He's good enough for me!
We will worship with Poseidon
We will meet him when the tide's in
Tho he's lost his vital juices
All the maidens he will ride in
Then he'll give 'em all to me!
Don't neglect that shrine of Zeus'
The old boy still has his uses
And he's good enough for me!
All the hunters start convergin'
When Diana is emergin'
It's too bad she's still a virgin
But there's still hope left for me!
So he's good enough for me!
We will all bow to Hephaestus
As a blacksmith he will test us
'Cause his balls are pure asbestos
And what about this Bacchus,
Who lives just to raise a ruckus?
Loosens women so they'll f**k us,
Well, that's good enough for me!
There is room enough in Hades
For lots of criminals and shadies
And disreputable ladies,
And they're good enough for me!
We will all see Aphrodite
Though she's pretty wild and flighty
The priests of Pan and Bacchus
She will meet us in her nightie
And she's good enough for me!
And to help things get real racous
Will hold a f***ing contest!
And that's all right with me!
Oh we will go and worship Pan,
'cause he just don't give a damn!
Grab a woman or a man,
And that's good enough for me!
Was a time, so I've heard tell, a
Fine and promising young fella
Gave his all to serve Cybele
But that's damn well not for me!
We all worshipped Dionysus
'Till we ran into a crisis:
The bar had raised its prices;
That's not good enough for me!
We'll sing praises to Apollo
Where the Sun-God leads, I'll follow
He's just itching to unwrap us.
From Ionia to Gaul-o
And that's good enough for me!
There's that lusty old Priapus
(He'd do more to us than tap us
And that's good enough for me!)
We will have a mighty Party
In the honor of Astarte
Grab your chiton - don't be tardy
'Cause she's good enough for me!
Pan's pipes got plugged last summer
And it really was a bummer
Finally had to call a plumber!
But he's good enough for me!
In his dancing Pan will lead them
When his pipes call we will heed them
She was into golden showers;
In truth tho, he don't need them
He's more than enough for me!
Now Danae was sweet as flowers,
And that showed her Zeus' power
And that's good enough for me!
It was good enough for Venus
She'd have sighed if she'd of seen
Letting morals come between us
And she's good enough for me!
We will sing our staves to Venus
us We will sing our staves to Venus
Tho I think this rhyme is henious
But it's good enough for me!
There's one thing that I do know
Zeus' favorite is Juno
She's the best at doing...you know!
The Christians call them "vices"
And that's good enough for me!
Let us dance with Dionysus
And get drunk on wine and spices
But they're good enough for me!
It was good enough for Cupid
It was good enough for Cupid
His wings look kind of stupid
But that's good enough for me!
We will venerate old Hermes
With his staff entwined with wormies
Warding off the nasty germies
And that's good enough for me!
Let's all drink to Dionysus
Wine and women beyond prices!
He made a Maenad out of my Sis!
And that's good enough for me!
We will all bow down to Venus
As we dance upon Mt. Zenos
We will worship with our....voice
And that's good enough for me!
There are those who, when they've got e-
Normous problems that are knotty
They just take them to Hecate
We all worship Aphrodite,
And that's good enough for me!
And Her sister bold Astarte,
They both throw a lovely party,
In the church of Aphrodite
She's a mighty righteous sightie,
And that's just fine with me!
The Priestess wears a see through
And she's good enough for me
nightie
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