Starweaver's Online Book Of Shadows: KISS MY ATHAME

KISS MY ATHAME

The Pagan Soap Opera of Choice

In tonight's episode, Camilla admits to Darkfeather that she's been seeing the High Priestess of the new coven in town, the Starseekers. Darkfeather responds by sending a nasty, anonymous e-mail to the Starseeker's group account, in which he calls them lots of naughty names.Lisa begins to circulate a rumor that all of Alana's ritual gear was bought at Wal-Mart. Alana begins to circulate a rumor that Lisa uses polyester in her ritual robes.Lucinda claims to have been impregnated by a Celestial Entity of Ambiguous Power accidentally summoned during the last Esbat, althoughher covenmates suspect that it was the "little something extra" whichManuel slipped into the ritual wine, as revenge for Lucinda bestowingThird Degree on Jack instead of him.

Laura loves Jim who loves Jack who loves Laura's sister who loves Robwho loves Danielle who has been having erotic dreams about the newinitiate Phil, who is pursuing Laura because he believes her to be thereincarnated form of the cat he owned while a High Priest on the Lost Continent of Mu. Margaret's bid for Witch Queen of the Ellis port area is severely hampered when it is revealed that the Gerald Gardner listed as the father on her birth certificate is, in fact, a janitor from the Bronx.

And the Coven of the Smurfy Moon challenges the Ancient Conclave ofFlower-Sniffers to see who can use the phrase "power of the whitelight" more often in a ritual.

So tune in tonight.... those who watch "Kiss my Athame" receive special treatment by the Goddess, receive exemption from the Karmic Law, and are noticed more often at festivals. Nyah!

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